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Things that are like me but aren't
Have you found yourself daydreamming about GBG only to realise that you might've seen this fresh faced celeb somewhere before? perhaps in a past life? Yeah Whatever! Here are some links to help avoid the confusion and turmoil you must be going through.
Mad Magazine - Ok maybe my head is shaped like Alfred E. Newman's but that's it! I don't even have ears! Mr. Bill - Oh Mr. Bill and I go way back. He's my “special” friend. Keith Haring - Hot-chi-wa-wa! This 80's New York artist really know's his stuff! The Gingerbread Man - Don't even say it! Twinkie the Kid - I'll only say this one more time, we are NOT dating! Wanna Download?
HEY! If you're the kind of kid that goes for tedious time consuming cutting and trimming around the edges just so you can get a cheap flat looking doll that can't even talk or pee or spit or anything well we got the very thing to help you deal with your afternoon hangover....
A poem by The Gingerbreadnik Man
Are we entering
a cloudy phase
or does pop ever change?
has everything been
equally exploited
for fun and profit
do you really care?You've clutched your Barbi™ dolls
until their heads have popped off
sucked their neck holes
hoping for candy
got plastic air and you
still wished you could occupy that spaceYou won't believe it is all in vein
because some day
you will
look back
and laugh
you can't understand
"now" is not forever
Jessica Simpsons 16th birthday changed the Gingerbreadnik Man's
life in a very profound way.
